Other than smashing in an opponent's temple, there's no place for high heels on the campaign trail. Oh, yes, you sexy candidates can sport them to high end campaign events and the places you go to be seen. But to be taken seriously as a candidate, leave the heels behind, lace up your running shoes and hit the ground at a fast clip. Even if this is just metaphor, be ready for action at all times. Learn martial arts, and wear a helmet, but an invisible one. Your head needs to stay clear and you will be taking a lot of blows.
Protect your crotch. believe me, the blows can be low. The fight can be dirty. Learn all the tricks of the trade, and never stop smiling through the pain.
Those are some of the timely tips for the female candidate. There are more.
Once you are suited up and ready to roll, we'll get into those.
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