My Advice to Democrats

We have a new Speaker of the House, hurray! When last heard from, the Campaign cook was chowing down on chocolate, and her nails, and watching the results of the 2018 mid-terms. They were good, all of them - chocolate, nails and midterms.

Now we have a new Speaker of the House in Nancy Pelosi. She has a plan. She has already vetted plan to fund the government and stop the stupid tRumpian shutdown over a big wall he wants to build.

My advice is this:

1.  Stop calling it "The wall." It doesn't exist, there is no wall. The more you say "The Wall," the more it seems like a done deal. Just say tRump want to build a wall that no one needs and no one wants and we can't afford, because we need to fund the government and keep services for the People.
2.  Next time you go to negotiate (which isn't possible anyway), with tRump, don't send Chuck Schumer. Send a nice quiet Democrat, or a Republican, if there are any left with compassion and brains. and guts. Not Mitt Romney. Make him thin it's his idea. He's a big baby and the way you deal with babies is distract them. Show him a nice shiny thing he can buy with h\the money he wants to extort from the American People instead. Like a fantastic health care plan or a tremendous infrastructure plan. Call it the tRump Freeway, who cares, just get it done. And get him to go along. And Chuck Schumer ain't the guy to do it.
3.  Just for fun and bonus points, take Melania to see the Modern Muslim Fashion show, currently at the De Young in San Francisco, but I'll bet it's on to the east coast soon. Donald won't know what to do when she comes home rocking her hijab in glitter and sparkles.

That's it for now folks. More to come soon.

Happy Blue Year! 

Speaker Pelosi with granddaughter, Bella